WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I:
I committed suicide:I'd be sad and cry for a long long time
I said I liked you: ..thank you..? XD
I kissed you: I thought you were a gay duck rapist!!
I lived next door to you: I'd break into ur room every night and watch you while you slept XXD nah i'd just throw smoke bombs into ur room all the time
I started smoking: Care to give me a cig?
I stole something: I'd tell you, "Dumbass, they were for free!!"
I was hospitalized: I'd visit you everyday to bug you and torment you
I ran away from home: Mi casa es su casa (if u dunno wat that means then you get slapped)
I got into a fight and you weren't there: i'd hunt down the fuckers that messed with u

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY...
Personality: twisted and perverted. My kind of person XP
Eyes: idk.. they've got pupils and they're located in ur eye sockets?
Hair: it's curly :3 or looks like it, icr since i havent been on myspace, heh
Family: um..ur mommeh seems nice

WOULD YOU...
Be my friend?: I thought we're already friends!
Keep a secret if I told you one?: yesh. I believe i am already
Hold my hand?: it'd be kinda wierd but yeah i guess so
Take a bullet for me?: hm.................yes lol
Keep in touch?:yup
Try and solve my problems?:I'd help as much as i can
Love me?:I love ya already twinny!
Date me?: yeah probly wouldnt work out since I like to see my guys in person haha

HAVE YOU EVER...
Lied to make me feel better?: nope
Wanted to kiss me?:when ur genius shows yep lol XD
Wanted to kill me?: only sometimes. I AM NOT A LEZZIE!! XD
Broke my heart?:i hope not
Kept something important from me?:Nnnoo ha
Thought I was unbearably annoying?:nay!

AND MORE...
1. Who are you?: I is ur lez twin covered in chocolate syrup
2. Are we friends?:again, i thought we were!
3. When and how did we meet?n here, talking about IZ and a lil JTHM
4. Describe me in one word.:..Unique
5. What was your first impression?:he seems pretty cool
6. Do you still think that way about me now?:yup!
7. What reminds you of me?:hm..well i dont at ducks the same way anymore lmao
8. If you could give me anything what would it be?:a big hug in person..and a kick in the shin since I'm too short to punch u T.T
9. How well do you know me?: idk ha
10. When's the last time you saw me?: well i havent exactly seen u but the last time a had a convo with u was a few days ago i think
11. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?: ..yes, you still look like a whitey to me
12. Are you gonna paste this to your journal see what I say about you?: already dids ^^

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Crazy minds think alike.. then they kill eachother

~MyBetterHalfandI Show off you and your special someone

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I:
I committed suicide: I'd be sad, it's not good to hear about anybody doing that.
I said I liked you: I'd be flattered, but I think you're too young for me.
I kissed you: (See above.)
I lived next door to you: I'd be surprised.
I started smoking: I'd be a hypocrite and tell you to quit.
I stole something: Depends what it is/why.
I was hospitalized: See first question.
I ran away from home: I'd wonder why you'd done it, and where you were going.
I got into a fight and you weren't there: I'd be more surprised if I WAS there...

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY...
Personality: You're a nice kid.
Eyes: Haven't seen them, so I'll talk about your art. I like your art, and I think anybody having an interest in it is a good thing.
Hair: I haven't seen your hair.
Family: Don't know them, I only know you from off of Myspace.

WOULD YOU...
Be my friend?: Sure.
Keep a secret if I told you one?: Yep.
Hold my hand?: (Does not apply.)
Take a bullet for me?: If I could stop it from hitting any vitals.
Keep in touch?: Well, that's why I'm answering your journal.
Try and solve my problems?: If you asked.
Love me?: ?
Date me?: Naw, I'm too old for you.

HAVE YOU EVER...
Lied to make me feel better?: (I don't recall?)
Wanted to kiss me?: Nope.
Wanted to kill me?: Nope.
Broke my heart?: I don't think so?
Kept something important from me?: Not really.
Thought I was unbearably annoying?: Nope.

AND MORE...
1. Who are you?: Tunisia T. Dorionne
2. Are we friends?: More, acquaintances.
3. When and how did we meet?: Myspace, a few months back.
4. Describe me in one word.: Stranger. XD
5. What was your first impression?: I thought you seemed cool, and I was flattered you liked my art.
6. Do you still think that way about me now?: Pretty much.
7. What reminds you of me?: Not sure...
8. If you could give me anything what would it be?: XD I'm not sure what you'd want! God I don't know you very well, do I?
9. How well do you know me?: (See above.)
10. When's the last time you saw me?: Well, last we talked, I think it was a few months back.
11. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?: Nope.
12. Are you gonna paste this to your journal see what I say about you?: Sure.

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~The Constable of Swish,
purveyor of Saucy Puppet Shows
and Umbrella Salesman
to People caught
in the Golden Shower
of Reality.